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10 Most Curious States of Equilibrium.

2008-02-28T07:49:00.000-08:00

These simple experiments you can try at home. They are described in a book "La Science Amusante" by Tom Tit (pen name of Arthur Good) with illustrations by Poyet, published in Paris in 1890. (translated from Russian version by Avi Abrams)
Balancing a plate on a needle
Most of the time the object has to rotate in order to achieve such balance, but in this case the plate is STANDING STILL.
Slice a couple of corks in half, and place them as shown on the plate's edge, with forks hanging slightly on the angle. Place the plate on a tip of a needle. Voila! You can even rotate this system, and it should rotate steadily for long time

Amazing Equilibrium of Pens and Pencils
This is a bit more complex structure, but even more fascinating.
Hang a pencil with a thread attached to its tip (and 2 balancing knifes), add another pencil, balanced with 2 sharp-tipped pens.

Lift 15 matches with one
First place 14 matches on top of one match, laying perpendicular to the rest (as shown). Then you can lift all of these matches from the table, if you put one more match on top of crisscrossed ones.

Balance all 28 domino pieces on one!
Exactly as shown. Start building with three pieces for support. Then remove the other two supporting pieces from the sides - the structure will balance on one domino piece (just don't move the table)

Candle Wax Motor
This engine will work without any steam, gas or electricity. All you need is a ... candle.
First, balance the candle (pierced with a pin) between two glasses.
Then light the candle from BOTH ends.
As the wax melts, it will drip into a cup, making corresponding end of a candle lighter - so the other end will swing lower, causing the wax to drip from this other end faster, making this end lighter... etc.

The candle's oscillations will soon increase, and you will observe A WAX MOTOR in action.
You can even carve out little people figures, attach them to both ends, and watch them ceaselessly work

Pencil + pocket knife
Simply stick the pocket knife's blade into a pencil and balance it on its tip. (depending on how wide you open the knife, the pencil will tilt accordingly)

Soup ladle + pocket knife
Try to fill the spoon with sugar, increasing its weight: the whole structure will still stand, with knife rising higher till the new state of balance is achieved.

Overturned Plate + soup ladle + spatula
Even more interesting is the stable equilibrium of overturned plate, balancing on the bottle's edge.

Egg + bottle
Stick a couple of identical forks into a cork (make a small indent in this cork to make a better fit with an egg's surface) Then you can easily balance the egg - on the edge of a bottle!

Two forks + a quarter
It's possible to pour water, with a coin balancing on the rim of a pouring glass (with two forks attached to the coin). Ask your friend to try it, and he'll probably refuse, but it's really not that difficult.

Eat and Drive!!!

2008-02-27T06:53:00.000-08:00

The 10 Greatest Video Games to Play on the Toilet!!

2008-02-24T08:05:00.000-08:00

Forget bran flakes and that old copy of People magazine. Bust out these 10 portable games when you need to make a long, smooth move.

Every Extend Extra (PSP)The only thing you'll be extending is your bathroom time with this bizarrely addictive UMD. And when we say "extend," we mean turds so lengthy, a Special Ops agent could use them to rappel down the side of a building.
Recommended Dose: When you reach a boss, it's time to reach for T.P.

Geometry Wars: Galaxies (DS)
This riff on the old Astroids formula is dandy on the DS, with tons of levels to unlock, and a little upgradeable drone that functions as your sidekick. Trust us, your rectum will be doing its best imitation of Munch's The Scream when you bring this cart into the can with you.
Recommended Dose: Once you lose all your ships, grab the handle and send your spawn back to hell.

Peggle (iPod)
Sure this game looks all cutesy on the outside. But beneath that Technicolor exterior beats the heart of a beast that's far more addictive than crack. One common trait that we've noticed among our favorite toilet games is that they tend to involve clearing out something. And yes, clearing away the orange pegs in each level of Peggle is the equivalent of clearing out your colon. Plus, we've taken to nicknaming those cute little turds that get stuck in our ass hairs "peggles." Example: "My you're a tenacious little peggle! Why, you brown scoundrel, it took two extra wipes to disengage you from our backside. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Recommended Dose: One medium-difficulty stage in Quick Play is all you should need.

Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords (DS/PSP)
We realize it's nothing more than Bejeweled crossed with a fairly pedestrian role-play game. And yet, there's something magical about Puzzle Quest. Something that makes us want to play it. All the time. Which includes during our tail-growing sessions.
Recommended Dose: A couple of quickie puzzle battles should be enough to get all the evil out of you.

Trauma Center: Under the Knife (DS)

Our highly scientific studies show that using the DS stylus to perform fake operations on annoying patients somehow results in a 62 percent uptick in poop output.
Recommended Dose: Even if you ate an entire bag of old dried-out beef jerky last night—beef jerky that expired during the Roosevelt administration—a single in-game operation is all it should take for you to finish your business.
Tetris DS (DS)
Five words: "Come on, long skinny one!"
Recommended Dose: One round per dump. Unless you're a Tetris pro and your rounds last more than 10 minutes. Because four out of five doctors agree that sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes can cause damage to your sphincter. And five out of five doctors agree that staying in the bathroom for more than 10 minutes can raise suspicion that you are not crapping at all, but enjoying a bout of high-speed self-pleasure.

Wipeout Pulse (PSP)
We'll state the obvious: It was the word "wipe" that originally made us haul this UMD into the john with us. But what made it a john staple was not the high-speed futuristic racing action, but the game's weapons—especially that juice-sapping Energy Drawer (it saps the energy from your opponent while refilling your own tank). Warning: Draining someone's shields to nil then ramming into them until they explode may cause intense involuntary crowning.
Recommended Dose: Run a single race of three laps or less per bowel evacuation.

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08 (DS/PSP)

Picture it: The back nine at Pebble Beach. Virtual waves crashing against the shoreline. A seabird cries from the nearby stand of trees. If this soothing setting doesn't cause your rectum to dilate, nothing will.
Recommended Dose: Play a hole each time you shit. One round of golf = 18 shits.

Phase (iPod)
This music-gaming hybrid from Harmonix, makers of Rock Band and the original Guitar Hero games, lets you synch your personal playlist with a simplistic, but completely addictive, video game. Spin your iPod's click wheel in time with the music, gain multipliers, and earn high scores, all while squeezing out last night's rectum-scorching beer shit.
Recommended Dose: Three songs or less per squat. Unless one of the songs happens to be "Stairway to Heaven." Then, and only then, one song will do.

Forget bran flakes and that old copy of People magazine. Bust out these 10 portable games when you need to make a long, smooth move.

8 Most Bizarre Religions and Cults !!!

2008-02-18T06:12:00.000-08:00

Nation of Yahweh:
"Black people are the true Jews"

Nation of Yahweh is a predominately African American religious group that is an offshoot of the Black Hebrew Israelites line of thought. They were formed in the late 1970s in Miami-Dade county. While the Nation of Yahweh falls under the umbrella of Black Hebrew Israelites, their beliefs are unique and distinct from that of other known Black Hebrew Israelite groups. The founder and creator of the religion is Yahweh ben Yahweh. The group has engendered controversy due to legal issues of its founder. It also faced accusations of being a black supremacist cult by the Southern Poverty Law Center and The The SPLC criticized the beliefs of the Nation of Yahweh as racist for the following reason. They state the group believed blacks are "the true Jews" and that whites were "white devils." In addition to this they claim the group believed Yahweh ben Yahweh had a Messianic mission to vanquish whites and that they held views similar to the Christian Identity movement. They quote Tom Metzger of White Aryan Resistance as saying groups like theirs are "the black counterpart of us."

Despite the recent death of their leader (see Yahweh ben Yahweh), the Nation of Yahweh is still active. Its members also claim to have abandoned their past racism; the leader's daughter has apparently stated that all people are children of God. An attorney and member of the group, Wendelyn Rush, insists their current war with the U.S. government is a non-violent verbal battle. The group is currently spread throughout the US and is no longer concentrated in one location (formerly Miami-Dade county). Their present literature downplays and has nearly erased all past racism.

Despite some of these present changes, much of the same rhetoric and codes of behavior have remained essentially the same as when the group began. Most still insist that Yahweh ben Yahweh is "Grand Master of All, the God of the Universe, the Grand Potentate, the Everlasting Father and the persecuted Messiah." A few elderly members consider 9-11 to have been a punishment from God for his imprisonment. Pledges of devotion to him and war against infidels allegedly still exist.

The Church of Euthanasia
"Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"

The Church of Euthanasia (CoE) is a dadaist organization started by Rev. Chris Korda in the Boston, Massachusetts area of the United States. According to the church's website, it is "a non-profit educational foundation devoted to restoring balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth." The CoE uses sermons, music, culture jamming, publicity stunts and direct action combined with an underlying sense of satire and black humor to highlight Earth's unsustainable population. The CoE is notorious for its conflicts with anti-abortion Christian activists.

According to the church's website, the one commandment is "Thou shalt not procreate". The CoE further asserts four principle pillars: suicide, abortion, cannibalism ("strictly limited to consumption of the already dead"), and sodomy ("any sexual act not intended for procreation"). The church stresses population reduction by voluntary means only. Therefore murder, rape and involuntary sterilization are strictly forbidden by church doctrine.

Slogans employed by the group include "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself", "Six Billion Humans Can't Be Wrong", and "Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus", all of which are intended to mix inflammatory issues to unnerve those who oppose abortion and homosexuality.

The Church gained early attention in 1995 because of its affiliation with paranoia.com which hosted many sites that were controversial or skirted illegality. Members later appeared on an episode of The Jerry Springer Show titled "I Want to Join a Suicide Cult".

Following the September 11, 2001 attacks, the CoE posted to its website a four-minute music video titled I Like to Watch, combining hardcore pornographic video with footage of the World Trade Center collapse. The montage featured an electronic soundtrack recorded by Korda and the lyrics, "People dive into the street/ While I play with my meat." Korda described the project as reflecting his "contempt for and frustration with the profound ugliness of the modern industrial world."

The church's website previously had instructions on "how to kill yourself" by asphyxiation using helium. These pages were removed in 2003 after a 52-year-old woman used them to commit suicide in St. Louis County, Missouri, resulting in legal threats against the churc

The Church of Maradona

Iglesia Maradoniana (Spanish "Maradonian Church") was created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time. It was founded on October 30, 1998 (Maradona's 38th birthday) in the city of Rosario. But it wasn't until the year of 2001 that they had their first gathering. They now reportedly count 80,000 members from more than 60 countries around the world.

It could be seen as a type of syncretism. It's clear that the passion between the different members is what glues them together. Supporters of the Maradonian Church, supposedly from all parts of the world, count the years since Maradona's birth in 1960. It is popular, among the followers of this religion (and also among other football fans), the use of the neo-Tetragrammaton D10S as one of the names of Maradona: D10S is a portmanteau word which fuses 10 (diez in Spanish), Maradona's shirt number, and dios, the Spanish word for god.

Creativity Movement
"Inferior colored races are our deadly enemies"

he Creativity Movement is a racialist, and White-supremacist organization that advocates a "White Religion" called Creativity. Though "Anti-Christian" in a contemporary sense, the Creativity Movement is a surrogate of Positive Christianity, and is guided by elements of a pseudo-Christian racial Manichaeanism. The group also denies the Holocaust, embraces racial neo-eugenics with a religious mission that is dedicated to the "survival, expansion and advancement of the White Race exclusively."

The organization was initially founded as the Church of the Creator by Ben Klassen in early 1973. In the summer of 1993, Klassen committed suicide. It was later led by Matthew F. Hale until his incarceration on January 8, 2003 for plotting with FBI informant Anthony Evola to murder a federal judge. On July 22, 2002, two members of the organization were found guilty in federal court of plotting to blow up Jewish and Black landmarks around Boston, in what prosecutors said was a scheme to spark a "racial holy war."

Some of the "16 Commandments of Creativity": It is our sacred goal to populate the lands of this earth with White people exclusively.

Inferior colored races are our deadly enemies, and that the most dangerous of all is the Jewish race.

Destroy and banish all Jewish thought and influence from society

The Body of Christ
Founder's son was not fed and died; they were "waiting for a sign from God to feed him"

The Body of Christ is a small authoritarian group that relies on "direct revelation" and not the Bible for its direction. This small cult has been in the news because it is believed that two children have died unnecessarily. Samuel Robidoux, the ten month old son of the cult founder's son, Jacques, died of malnutrition. He was not fed because they were waiting for a sign from God to feed him. Rebecca Corneau's child, Jeremiah, died shortly after childbirth reportedly due to the lack of basic medical care. Corneau is now eight and one half months pregnant (as of September, 15th, 2000) and the courts have intervened to try to protect it. The American Civil Liberties Union and other Pro-Choice Advocates worry that this case might set a dangerous legal precedent by showing more concern for an unborn child than the wishes of the mother.

Former member Dennis Mingo left the group after ten years, and gave a diary that described the deaths of the two children to police. Despite months of effort, police have not been able to locate the children's bodies. The group denounces the ''seven systems'' of mainstream society, including education, government, banking, religion, medicine, science and entertainment. Consequently, members of the group have refused to cooperate with all authorities and have refused legal counsel. They have even refused to assert their basic constitutional right against self-incrimination. This Millennial group expects the world will erupt in violence and turmoil at any moment, and that they alone will be saved.

Aum Shinrikyo

Aum Shinrikyo was a Japanese religious group created by Shoko Asahara. In 1995 the group was reported as having 9,000 members in Japan, and as many as 40,000 worldwide. The core of Aum doctrine are Buddhist scriptures included in the Pali Canon of Theravada Buddhism.

The cult started attracting controversy in the late 1980's with accusations of deception of recruits, and of holding cult members against their will and forcing members to donate money. A murder of a cult member who tried to leave is now known to have taken place in February 1989. The cult is known to have considered assassinations of several individuals critical of the cult.

On the morning of 20th March 1995, Aum members released sarin in a co-ordinated attack on five trains in the Tokyo subway system, killing 12 commuters, seriously harming 54 and affecting 980 more. Prosecutors allege that Asahara was tipped off about planned police raids on cult facilities by an insider, and ordered an attack in central Tokyo to divert attention away from the group. At the cult's headquarters in Kamikuishiki on the foot of Mount Fuji, police found explosives, chemical weapons and biological warfare agents, such as anthrax and Ebola cultures, and a Russian MIL Mi-17 military helicopter. There were stockpiles of chemicals which could be used for producing enough sarin to kill four million people. After Asahara's arrest and trial, the cult re-grouped under the new name of Aleph in February 2000.

Heaven's Gate:
Committed suicide to take their souls to a spaceship behind Comet Hale-Bopp

Funders of Heaven's Gate, M. Applewhite and B. Truesdale, claimed to have arrived via UFO from another dimension (a "level above human") and would return via a secretive "Process", which was taught to cult members. One of the group's publications, "How To Build A U.F.O.", purported to describe an interplanetary spacecraft built out of materials such as old tires.

The cult's end coincided with the appearance of Comet Hale-Bopp in 1997. In 2007, Applewhite convinced thirty-eight followers to commit suicide so that their souls could take a ride on a spaceship that they believed was hiding behind the comet carrying Jesus. All 39 were dressed in identical black shirts and sweat pants, brand new black-and-white Nike tennis shoes, and armband patches reading "Heaven's gate away team".

Raëlism
"Scientifically advanced humanoid extraterrestrials created humans"

Raëlism is the religious, naturalist belief system promoted by the Raëlian Movement, an atheist UFO religion founded in 1970s which focuses on the social ideas of sexual self-determination, individualism, and humanitarianism in the spirit of sharing and responsibility, which, they claim, will bring a new age of wealth and peace guided by those with greater intelligence, as predicted by main religions. They also believe in scientifically advanced humanoid extraterrestrials known by our primitive ancestors as Elohim (or "those who came from the sky"). Raëlism espouses belief that Elohim synthesized life on Earth through mastery of genetic engineering, and that human cloning and "mind transfer" are mechanisms by which eternal life may be achieved.

According to Raël, a message explaining our origins and future was dictated to him in December 1973, during personal meetings with a 25,000-year-old extraterrestrial named Yahweh who came in a UFO. The story goes that after terraforming the Earth, human beings from another planet — the "Elohim" (Hebrew for the word "God" as found in the Hebrew Old Testament, which the extraterrestrial himself translated as meaning those who came from the sky in ancient Hebrew) — created humans and all life on earth using DNA manipulation and genetic engineering. The message dictated to Raël during his encounter with the Elohim states that the Elohim contacted about forty people to act as their prophets on Earth, among which are those who founded the world's major religions (Moses, Buddha, Jesus, Muhammad, etc.)

The Raëlians believe, furthermore, that the Elohim will visit the earth officially when enough of its population is peaceful and come to know about them. They believe this is foretold in all religious texts - the predicted "Age of Apocalypse" or "Revelation" (unveiling of the truth).

Star Trek`s Worst Fight Scene Ever?

2008-02-17T08:48:00.000-08:00

Star Trek`s Worst Fight Scene Ever?. All the overacting that Captain Kirk can muster still can`t make this believable. Why do people like this series again?

Not Afraid of Steel Balls??

2008-02-14T07:18:00.000-08:00

8 Most Bizarre Scholarships You’ve Never Heard Of!!

2008-02-08T07:57:00.000-08:00

The Parapsychology Foundation Inc. Scholarship

The foundation offers the $3,000 Eileen J. Garrett Scholarship to an undergraduate or graduate student studying or conducting research in the area of psychic phenomena to meet the requirements of their degree program. That kid from Paranormal State should probably apply for this one.

The Klingon Language Institute’s (KLI) Kor Memorial Scholarship

Although fluency in the fictional Klingon language is not required for this scholarship being a fan of Star Trek can’t hurt. Each year $500 is awarded to an undergraduate or graduate student studying language in any form. Qapla! The award recipients are announced each year at the qep ‘a’ (the annual KLI conference).

The Golf Caddy Scholarship

Each year the Evans Scholars Foundation gives out about 200 full tuition scholarships renewable for up to 4 years. To qualify applicants must have a strong two year caddie record, maintained at least a B average in high school, and demonstrate financial need as well as an outstanding character. Although the scholars may use their award at the University of their choice, most choose to attend one of the 14 universities where the Evans foundation maintains a scholarship house.

The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) Scholarship

Each year NORML gives out a $650 scholarship to the student who writes the best essay outlining a more “sensible” drug policy for the United States. It’s unlikely one of these winners would qualify for the Goodie Goodie scholarship mentioned next.

“Stuck at Prom” Contest

Duck brand duct tape annually sponsors the “stuck at prom” contest, which awards $5,000 to the couple with the best outfits made out of duct tape. In recent years the Duck Company has received over 4,000 entries each year. Some past winners are pictured below.

The United Daughters of the Confederacy Scholarship

Only direct decedents of “worthy” confederate soldiers, sailors and marines are considered for the $1,000 Helene James Brewer Scholarship. Applicants must reside in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee or Virginia. They also must plan to study southern history or literature at an accredited college. In addition, proof of Confederate Military Record and the applicant’s line of decent from the Confederate ancestor must be submitted.

National Marbles Tournament Scholarships

Since 1922 the National Marbles Tournament has been held annually in different cities. Over the four-day tournament more than 1,200 marble games are played. With so many games played obviously only the most skilled mibsters (marble shooters) have a chance to win the 2 $2,000 scholarship prizes.

The Chick and Sophie Major Memorial Duck Calling Scholarship

Any high school senior in the United States is eligible to participate in the Chick and Sophie Major Memorial Duck Calling Contest held annually in Stuttgart, Ark. Participants must adhere to the rules of the World’s Championship Duck Calling Contest which give each person 90 seconds to use four calls (hail, feed, comeback and mating). The best duck call gets the winner $1,500

Top 5 Luckiest Individuals Caught On The Video!!!

2008-02-07T07:54:00.000-08:00

1. This woman crosses the railway tracks while a speeding train is approaching.

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2. After not being hit by the rally car this old man goes on the other side of the road to seek shelter.

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3. This guy is just inches away from being hit by a crashing car.

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4. Saved by the tree. However I think the driver wasn’t so lucky.

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5. Stupid accident.

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Top 10 Greatest Star Wars Fights!!

2008-02-05T05:29:00.000-08:00

List of the greatest fights in the Star Wars saga
10. General Grievious vs Obi-Wan

9. Darth Sidious vs Mace Windu

8. Vader vs Obi -Wan

7. Count Dooku vs Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda

6. The Emperor vs Yoda

5. Obi-Wan vs Jango Fett

4. Luke vs Darth Vader (Bespin)

3. Anakin vs Obi-Wan

2. Darth Maul vs Qui-Gon and Obi -Wan

1. Luke Skywalker vs Darth Vader

Reporter Gets Pwned... Repeatedly!!

2008-02-01T07:11:00.000-08:00

Reporter Gets Pwned... Repeatedly. Never volunteer for the field report if it has recently snowed and the neighbor kids didn`t go to school that day.

10 Best Conspiracy Documentaries!

2008-01-31T05:27:00.000-08:00

1.Lost Cities of the Ancients

Awesome BBC Documentary about the Vanished City of the Pharaoh

2.Angels Still Don't Play This HAARP

The sequel to 'Angels Don't Play This HAARP'. This documentary is a visual accompaniment to the book by Dr. Nick Begich, 'Angels Still Don't Play This HAARP: Advances In Tesla Technology'

3.Aleister Crowley - The Other Loch Ness Monster

Superb Scottish-made documentary. Detailed history of Boleskine House, Aleister Crowley and Jimmy Page; including interviews with John Bonner (UK Head of the OTO), Colin Wilson, Sandy Robertson, Malcolm Dent, etc. Features a part performance of the Gnostic Mass, based on production assistance by Mogg Morgan.

4.David Ray Griffin - 911 Commission Report: Ommissions and Distortions

A lecture by David Ray Griffin about the "9/11 Commission Report" and his latest book "The 9/11 Commission Report: Omissions and Distortions". Here he debunkd the entire Kean commission and the report as an enourmous lie through ommissions.

5.War Against the Weak: Eugenics

Edwin Black discussed his book War Against the Weak: Eugenics and America's Campaign to Create a Master Race, published by Four Walls Eight Windows. The book discusses a large-scale eugenics movement that began in the U.S. in 1904 and that was championed by the nation's medical, political, and religious elite. Eugenics sought to eliminate social "undesirables" and was eventually copied by the Third Reich. Mr. Black responded to questions from members of the audience.

6.RFK Must Die - The Assassination of Bobby Kennedy (2007)

7.Robert Anton Wilson - May Be Logic

Multiple clips complied to give us insight into the life and theories of Robert Anton Wilson.

8.Paul Krugman On US Economy

Krugman is an outspoken critic of the George W. Bush administration and its foreign and domestic policy. Unlike many economic pundits, he is also regarded as an important scholarly contributor by his peers. He has written over 200 scholarly papers and 20 books—some academic, and some written for the layperson.

9.Angels And Demons Or The Secret History Of Illuminati

10.A Second Look at the Federal Reserve by G Edward Griffin

Where does money come from? Where does it go? Who makes it? The money magician's secrets are unveiled. Here is a close look at their mirrors and smoke machines, the pulleys, cogs, and wheels that create the grand illusion called money. A boring subject? Just wait. You'll be hooked in five minutes. It sounds like a detective story, which it really is, but it's all true. Based on Mr. Griffin's book of the same title, this address will shatter your old ideas about money and change the way you view the world. 1998 lecture

Top 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews!!!

2008-01-26T07:24:00.000-08:00

10.John CuSack vs Dumbass College Student

Proving that you don’t have to be smart to go to college, this co-ed news reporter starts an interview off on the wrong foot by telling John Cusack that he starred in American Beauty. When the actor informs her that he wasn’t in the film, the intrepid reporter repeatedly asks him if he’s sure he wasn’t in it. Talk about hard-hitting journalism.

9.Bum Fights vs Dr.Phil

Perhaps the dumbest man to hold a Ph.D, Dr. Phil McGraw proved he’ll do anything for ratings when he dedicated an episode to the best-selling DVD Bum Fights. After airing footage of homeless men brawling and pulling their teeth out, the dumpy doctor requests that the DVD’s creator leave his show. Should we really believe that Dr. Phil didn’t watch any of this footage until it was live on air? The Bum Fights creator, who shaved his head and attempted to grow a mustache in a hilarious attempt to look like Phil, manages to spout out a few words before he’s escorted off set by security.

8.Tracy Morgan vs R.Holguin

Judging by his stunned reactions in this clip, El Paso, Texas’s KVIA morning show host Robert Holguin didn’t know what to expect when 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan dropped in to promote a comedy show. After announcing that “somebody gonna get pregnant,” the comedian rips off his shirt and acts like a legless Vietnam veteran while the frazzled reporter struggles to get through the segmen

7.BjOrk vs Julie Kaufman

While she might look like a harmless Eskimo, Icelandic pop star Björk revealed a violent side in this infamous clip from 1996. After a reporter tells the singer “Welcome to Bangkok,” Björk responds by physically attacking the woman with the kind of scratching and clawing usually only seen in a hotly contested mud wrestling event. Björk’s record company would later claim that the reporter had been pestering her for days.

6.Mike Tyson vs Russ Salzberg

A list of celebrity meltdowns wouldn’t be complete without a clip of “Iron” Mike. In this 1999 interview to hype his return to the ring against Francois Botha, a clearly agitated Tyson continually curses and acts confrontational. New York sports reporter Russ Salzberg gives Tyson a bit of attitude, calling the former champion “a real class act,” before cutting the interview short. We’re guessing ol’ Russ wouldn’t have been so brave if the interview had been face to face.

5.Crispin Glover vs David Leterman

4. "Dr .D" Davis Shultz vs John Stossel

Before steroids and death were the main stories being written about pro wrestling, reporters were just trying to figure out whether or not it was real. 20/20 reporter John Stossel made the mistake of posing that question to WWF wrestler “Dr. D” David Schultz in this clip from 1984. The bitch slapping that follows is brutal, but you can’t say Stossel wasn’t asking for it

3. Andrew Dice Clay vs Alan Chernoff

Comedian Andrew Dice Clay proved that he was the only person who didn’t know his career was dead when he appeared on CNN’s The Biz in 2003. When pompous host Allan Chernoff asks the Diceman about his declining ticket sales and a rumor that he ran a gym, the Brooklyn-born Clay verbally smashes the host and curses on live television. Dice would later explain the incident to Tom Green by saying, “I don’t like people fucking with me. I do the fucking.”

2. Jesse James Dupree vs Tom Green

Jesse James Dupree, the frontman of the Southern rock band Jackyl, made the ill-advised decision to take a chainsaw to Tom Green’s new desk when he appeared on Green’s short-lived MTV talk show in 2003. The unplanned stunt clearly irritates Green and the Canadian comic makes no attempt to hide his displeasure. What follows are five of the most uncomfortable minutes in television history.

1.Jim Everett vs Jim Rome

The long-running feud between former NFL QB Jim Everett and wimpy ESPN host Jim Rome came to a head on this 1994 episode of Rome’s show Talk2. After Rome repeatedly calls the often-sacked quarterback “Chris,” a reference to the female tennis star Chris Evert, the 6-foot-5 Everett flings the table aside and puts the little weasel on his back before producers intervene. Can’t say he didn’t warn him.

5 Fascinating Fish Aquariums!!!

2008-01-24T08:00:00.000-08:00

Looking to set your fish aquarium apart from the others? These five fascinating examples should give you some ideas. From the Carquarium to Aquadom, you'll find it here

Toilet Aquarium

Here's a first: the Japanese have built a $270,000 "sub-aquatic restroom designed to recreate the pleasant sensation of relieving yourself while swimming in the ocean."

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Fish Fryer Aquarium

Called the "Water Fryer", this contraption is basically a working fryer that doubles as a goldfish aquarium.

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AquaDom

AquaDom, located inside Berlin's Radisson SAS hotel, is touted as the world's largest cylindrical fish aquarium. It stands 82-feet tall, and houses 2600 fish of 56 species. Unlike other fish aquariums, this one has a built-in elevator.

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Tubular Fish Aquarium

Looking for an easy way to transport fish from one aquarium to the other? Then check out this nifty tubular fish aquarium system. It's located at the "Liquid Potion Lounge" inside an Illinois-based coffee shop.

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Carquarium

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Maybe your fish need a change of scenery once in a while so that you don't get bored with them. Or you just like extreme car modding. For these and many other reasons, this car aquarium just seems to make sense.

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Amazing Bullet Shots - Clicked At The Right Time!!!

2007-12-07T07:36:00.000-08:00

These are some pictures showing some brilliant slow motion photography of the bullet that hit the object and captured at the right time. Check out more pictures after the jump.

Top Ten Stoner Movies!!!

2007-12-03T05:53:00.000-08:00

Gotta have either a memorable stoner in the film or just have pervasive drug use.
1.How High

Redman and Method man in a movie in which they smoke pot fertilized with their dead friends ashes. He magically appears before them and helps them pass their THC (Testing for Higher Credentials). Amazingly, they get accepted to Harvard! You can imagine the debauchery that ensues. White people will never be the same.
2.Half-Baked

Thurgood (Dave Chappelle), Scarface (Guillermo Diaz) and Brian (Jim Breuer) are stoners who have to figure out a way to get their friend Kenny (Harland Williams) out of jail. So they do what they think they know best – peddle pot. This is one of those movies that is funny but a whole lot funnier if you’re stoned.
3.Reefer Madness

The movie that started it all. It’s really a public service announcement made in 1936 that chronicles how evil and terrible pot is. It was meant to scare the shit out of everyone but it is impossible to not find amusement in it. It’s amazing how sensationalized reefer was way back when – now it’s a ticket if you get caught with a joint in New York (or at least it was a few years ago)!
4.Dazed and Confused

A rite of passage movie for a bunch of teens at a Texas high school. Lots of drinking and smoking leads to hazings and pranks. Most memorable is Wooderson an older guy who loves to party with high schoolers. When asked about his lifestyle he poignantly replies, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” Amen!
5.Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Roommates Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) love to smoke pot and eat White Castle burgers. They travel all over New Jersey after lighting up in an effort to find an open restaurant. Along the way, they have some strange encounters, most notably one with Neil Patrick Harris.
6.The Big Lebowski

From the twisted minds of the Coen brothers. Jeff Bridges is Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski, a perpetually stoned slacker, who is inadvertently involved in a mistaken identity situation. Two thugs want money from him and piss on his rug in an effort to coerce him into paying. Knowing nothing of the debt, he must figure out how to solve his problem while at the same time getting his rug cleaned or replaced .
7.Clerks.

This is a given. Jay and Silent Bob are two of the most known pot heads in the world. Jason Mewes is a foul mouthed dealer who spouts out some of the funniest lines ever written. Basically, they hang in front of a convenience store selling dope and pissing off the guys inside. This movie belongs in every movie collection.
8.Friday

There has to be an urban movie in the list. Smokey (Chris Tucker) and Craig (Ice Cube) are best friends. Smokey is a burnout who aggravates you so much you just laugh at his incessant whining. His ridiculousness leads to a memorable Friday for everyone on the block. Very funny.
9.Up In Smoke

The original masterpiece starring Cheech and Chong. These guys were the poster boys for slacking. Their days are consumed with smoking pot, chasing skirts and little else. In this particular title they unknowingly try and smuggle a van made entirely of cannabis into the United States. Those were the days!
10.Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Probably the best high school film ever made. It boasts an all-star cast made up of Jennifer Jason Leigh, Judge Reinhold, Phoebe Cates, Forest Whitaker, among others. The standout is Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli. As far as I’m concerned Sean Penn will always be the stoned, surfer dude without a care in the world. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you

The 10 Hottest Trashy Chicks in Movies Today!!!

2007-11-28T06:02:00.000-08:00

The rules are that the girls must have at least some reputation for being trashy in real life or playing notable trashy chicks.
1. Olga Kurylenko
No one can sport face tats like Olga from Hitman. And we always like it when the new starlet decides to shed the clothes for her high-profile performance. If we had $300 to spare, we would seriously think about making an investment in her character.
2.Tara Reid
It’s one thing to be a trashy chick in real life. It’s another thing to always play trashy chicks in movies and television. But Tara Reid is the double-threat. She doesn’t just play trashy chicks on TV. She is one in real life as well. And the beautiful thing is that her botched plastic surgeries just make her all the more trashy.
3. Taryn Manning
Should we be worried that we’re so attracted to the prostitutes in the movies? We all remember Taryn Manning from her brilliantly trashy performance in Hustle & Flow as one of the “bitches” who never “jumped ship” while it was “hard out here for a pimp.”
4. Bijou Phillips
What can we say? Bijou Phillips rocks. All the characters she plays are trashy. If she played Mother Theresa, it would be the trashiest Mother Theresa you’ll ever see. And the fact that she’s best friends with trashy socialites like Nikki and Paris Hilton
5. Jaime Pressly
Is it any surprise that the penultimate trashy babe Jaime Pressly tops off this list? Ever since she dropped to her knees to dispense hummers in Ringmaster to winning an Emmy for playing the trashiest girl on television in My Name Is Earl, Jaime has had her own star in our trashy walk of fame.
6. Debi Mazar
None of us really remember much of her career, but a few key instances come to mind, like Spice in Batman Forever, interstellar white trash in Space Truckers and a key scene in Money for Nothing where she has sex on the Benjamins.
7. Angelina Jolie
She’s toned down her trashiness lately with all the African baby-snatching and Oscar grabs. But who can’t forget Angelina in her Gia and Hackers days? Plus, there all her tattoos. And lest we forget that whole vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood thing she did several years back. Angelina will be forever trashy in our eyes.
8. Rose McGowan
It’s not that we can really remember a lot of super trashy roles she’s been in, but her stint as the one-legged Cherry Darling in Grindhouse does a lot for her trashy image. Oh, that and the fact she used to boink Marilyn Manson. Yup, she’s a Trashy Darling for sure.
9. Asia Argento
Who cares that she once played a nun. We know that Asia must have been the trashiest nun anyone’s seen. Bringing some European flavor to our list, we fondly remember Asia for roles in films like xXx.
10. Bai Ling

This sweet little thing comes to us by way of the Szechwan province of China. She’s always sporting a punkish look, often with dyed hair and some well-placed tattoos. Most recently, we have enjoyed her as a sexual diversion for Lost’s Jack Shephard (but Fat Guy Kevin Carr most fondly remembers her in Fruit Chan’s Dumplings).

Hell _Holes

10 Most Curious States of Equilibrium.

Eat and Drive!!!

The 10 Greatest Video Games to Play on the Toilet!!

8 Most Bizarre Religions and Cults !!!

Nation of Yahweh:"Black people are the true Jews"

The Church of Euthanasia"Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"

The Church of Maradona

Creativity Movement"Inferior colored races are our deadly enemies"

The Body of ChristFounder's son was not fed and died; they were "waiting for a sign from God to feed him"

Aum Shinrikyo

Heaven's Gate:Committed suicide to take their souls to a spaceship behind Comet Hale-Bopp

Raëlism"Scientifically advanced humanoid extraterrestrials created humans"

Star Trek`s Worst Fight Scene Ever?

Not Afraid of Steel Balls??

8 Most Bizarre Scholarships You’ve Never Heard Of!!

Top 5 Luckiest Individuals Caught On The Video!!!

Top 10 Greatest Star Wars Fights!!

Reporter Gets Pwned... Repeatedly!!

10 Best Conspiracy Documentaries!

2.Angels Still Don't Play This HAARP

3.Aleister Crowley - The Other Loch Ness Monster

4.David Ray Griffin - 911 Commission Report: Ommissions and Distortions

5.War Against the Weak: Eugenics

6.RFK Must Die - The Assassination of Bobby Kennedy (2007)

7.Robert Anton Wilson - May Be Logic

8.Paul Krugman On US Economy

9.Angels And Demons Or The Secret History Of Illuminati

10.A Second Look at the Federal Reserve by G Edward Griffin

Top 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews!!!

5 Fascinating Fish Aquariums!!!

Looking to set your fish aquarium apart from the others? These five fascinating examples should give you some ideas. From the Carquarium to Aquadom, you'll find it here

Toilet Aquarium

Fish Fryer Aquarium

AquaDom

Tubular Fish Aquarium

Carquarium

Amazing Bullet Shots - Clicked At The Right Time!!!

Top Ten Stoner Movies!!!

The 10 Hottest Trashy Chicks in Movies Today!!!

Nation of Yahweh:
"Black people are the true Jews"

The Church of Euthanasia
"Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"

Creativity Movement
"Inferior colored races are our deadly enemies"

The Body of Christ
Founder's son was not fed and died; they were "waiting for a sign from God to feed him"

Heaven's Gate:
Committed suicide to take their souls to a spaceship behind Comet Hale-Bopp

Raëlism
"Scientifically advanced humanoid extraterrestrials created humans"